emperorsandwich:

this should be the Pokémon anime instead of the crap on TV now. 

I say that we should kill Ash. 

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rach-chu:

I would just use a pokeflute.

rach-chu:

I would just use a pokeflute.

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Fit For Rivals - “Damage”

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dubstep-me-harder:

I think we can all relate…

dubstep-me-harder:

I think we can all relate…

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awkward-elevator:

“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

Scarlett O’Hara, the dog version

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Scarlett O’Hara, the dog version

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

motherjones:

We learned something new today. Er.
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Well then

afternoonsnoozebutton:

motherjones:

We learned something new today. Er.

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Well then

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While parents are gone

  • Expectation: Huge house party. Shit ton of food. Invite the entire neighborhood. Smoking. Drugs.Alcohol. Partying. Loud music. Dancing. Sex. Cops.
  • Reality: Tumblr. Music mildly loud. Bag of chips. Eat. Eat. Eat. Tv. Nothing on. Bored. YouTube. Work out. Don't wear a shirt. Tumblr. Tumblr. Tumblr. Bored

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