a big loser
This is my random main blog. Everything funny/weird I like is here along with some dumb posts about myself.
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brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

(via jawbreak1ng)

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

(via tatehorror)

corpseandrobert:

roselastrider:

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I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized 

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smh

you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews

(Source: roselastrider, via capapollo)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via crrocs)

nymphadoralupin:

i think you can tell a lot about a person by which harry potter death caused them the most pain

(Source: tashromanoff, via patellar)

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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(via hoboelf)

bitrates:

I don’t know what’s better.  Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.

(Source: bitrates, via phantaglyphs)

ninnani:

thelhw:

turnthatberryout:

Did he just make a feminist period joke?

oh my god someone buy that man a beer

SOMEBODY FILL HIM IN

(via phantaglyphs)

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

(via phantaglyphs)

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

(via egberts)

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