" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"
I didn’t..are you serious?
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized
you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
i think you can tell a lot about a person by which harry potter death caused them the most pain
I don’t know what’s better. Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.
Did he just make a feminist period joke?
oh my god someone buy that man a beer
SOMEBODY FILL HIM IN
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.